no...

it's totally impossible to listen to any David Grey song without wobbling your head... it just simply is not.

tragedy thy name is

pink thong...

yup, you wouldn't think it possible, but it is. During my lunch break today I zipped over to the gym for a swim. Nearing the end of my workout a woman entered the pool area sporting a circa 1980's neon pink thong! the type that's high cut up to your ying yang and full on thong action at the back... I thought those only existed in bad America infomercials that are shown late at night!?!?!? I guess it's just another good example of money not buying class... truly amazing, you should see some of these 'ladies of leisure' types that ponce around my gym... mental... I don't think I'll ever get my head around south ken....

Sweetness!

Thy name is Tunnocks Caramel Wafers. At only 120 calories per bar, sin has never tasted so good!

ahem, who ordered the rain? I was not consulted! It's going to be a wet ride home let me tell you!

she's arrived!

my new baby has arrived... she's so pretty, and she's even got a blue tooth! She's so smart she was even talking with another baby just like her this morning when I got into work... now I've just got to figure out how to feed her and get her to check my email...

time is just spinning by which is a good thing as I'm dying for a holiday... this year has certainly had the better of me so I think some retail therapy in Manhattan will most certainly help!

brr brr chilly chilly cold cold! that's what my backside says for about 40 mins after I get off my bike... my grandmother would die if she knew my kidneys were being frozen like they have been in transit lately...